We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

Take your well-disciplined strengths, stretch them between the two great opposing poles, because inside human beings is where God learns.

Sebastian is in love with his own childhood. That will make him very unhappy.

Friday was an important day for Harry and Ron. They finally managed to find their way down to the Great Hall without getting lost once.

I can feel guilty about the past, Apprehensive about the future,but only in the present can I act.The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness.

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.

You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're talking about.

Should each individual snowflake be held accountable for the avalanche?

Opinions are secondary when dealing with reality. They're subjective reflections.

Your eyes is camera and your brain is a file cabinet.

Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.