We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

My mind is like a seaYou will only drown, If you think you can swimThere are things that devours me, No love can ever save me.

My poverty is not complete: it lacks me.

True happiness flows from the possession of wisdom and virtue and not from the possession of external goods.

Ask José Mourinho, he wouldn't know a thing about me, my sport - he knows football, and to get to high levels you have to be insane, nothing else means anything.

Despite what I say in my songs, its never okay for a man to put his hands on a female.

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

Practice moment to moment non-judgemental awareness.

I don't get the action... well, I never did get the big action hero parts. I was always locked into making the kids movies, which were a lot of fun.

I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it.

I don't think anyone will believe me, but I've never been pressured by a publisher to churn out a book.