We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

As for thy thirst after books, away with it with all speed.

Every time when somebody opens his heart to God, the big bang theory works.

The things that you consistently think of yourself and your abilities will always overwrite the things that people say about you.

I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

Shakespeare was the great one before us. His place was between God and despair.

You can shut out the world. But you always have to stop, and the world is always waiting when you do.

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate.

My wound existed before me; I was born to embody it.

People need to understand that hip-hop that has gun talk is just for entertainment; similar to if you were watching a movie. Film schools don't have anything against movies with violence.

Do I want to start my own production company? No, I doubt it. I'm too old for that. I don't want to start anything.