We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

And o'er the hills, and far away Beyond their utmost purple rim, Beyond the night, across the day, Thro' all the world she follow'd him.

Sometimes we think we are too busy to pray. That is a great mistake, for praying is a saving of time.

I remain totally convinced that if we can do one more simple thing to help kids and adults to learn more, it is to inspire them to read more.

What I possess I would gladly retain. Change amuses the mind, yet scarcely profits.

I consider that my best performance ever was as Peer Gynt.

I'm not a singer who plays a bit of drums. I'm a drummer that sings a bit.

Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners.

"Top" management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is.

Nothing is black-and-white, except for winning and losing, and maybe that’s why people gravitate to that so much.