We tend to outdo ourselves.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Feeling this way was a particular kind of horror, having the emotions without the memories.

Because Days come and go but my feelings for you are forever, one last kiss before I go, dry your tears, it is time to let you go

Under your shoulders. Dear young people of the entire world, weigh the responsibility to transform tomorrow's world into a society where peace, harmony, and fraternity reign.

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. It's the only reason people have heard of me. It's only been a huge, huge, very fortunate bonus.

Here I was at the end of America...no more land...and nowhere was nowhere to go but back

Not only does the democratic state of mind stem from the inspiration of the Gospel, but it cannot exist without it.

You usually dont know what you are going to write about so you go to the places and talk to the people who were identified with the events.

Would you hurt a woman worst, aim at her affections.

Prayer is a very precious medicine, one that certainly helps and never fails, if you will only use it.

How, given the canine teeth and close-set eyes that declare the human animal to be a predator, had we come up with the notion that oat bran is more natural to eat than chicken?