We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

But Sara has spent enough time in the darkness to know that you often have to remain there for a long time before you’re ready for the light again.

Justice is an affectation of perspective, not a universal value.

Music Doesn’t Need Interpreters and Translators

Do not take someone's silence as his pride, perhaps he is busy fighting with his self.

California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America.

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

We need to bring personal responsibility back to the family!

The truthe wakes up once and never dies.

More and more countries of the world have decided that corporations do a better job of generating and deploying capital than do states.

You cannot always control the powers-that-be. You just have to have faith and stand by the things you believe in.