We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.

Sanctification grows out of faith in Jesus Christ. Reemember holiness is a flower, not a root; it is not sanctification that saves, but salvation that sanctifies.

The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.

Thought is a process of exaggeration. The refusal to exaggerate is not infrequently an alibi for the disinclination to think or praise.

Those who know the normal life of the poor... will realize well enough that without economic security, liberty is not worth having.

The whole idea of timing tests is a century old, from a scientist who thought speed and ability were tightly correlated, which they are not.

To assist a child we must provide him with an environment which will enable him to develop freely.

There comes a moment in a young artist's life when he knows he has to bring something to the stage from within himself. He has to put in something in order to be able to take something.

The people are forbidden to give aid and comfort to rebels. What of a government that has the power to cut off from aid and comfort all the rebels of the South and fails to exercise it?

If in doubt, just walk until your day becomes interesting.