We thought we had such problems. How were we to know we were happy?

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Be careful because God's gifts alone are not able to give you joy

Jesus loves hidden souls. A hidden flower is the most fragrant. I must strive to make the interior of my soul a resting place for the Heart of Jesus.

Counseling is ultimately not about the counselee or the counselor, but about the Divine Counselor.

Every fashion is temporary but the concept of fashion is permanent!

These close games that we're losing, the teams are not beating us. We're kind of beating ourselves.

The directors are always sharp. It's true.

[On writing biography:] If you wish to see a person you must not start by seeing through him.

Reality is not always probable, or likely. But if you're writing a story, you have to make it as plausible as you can, because if not, the reader's imagination will reject it.

Because we're old as sh*t. What do you want?