We touch the last reality directly in prayer.

The first duty of every soul is to find not its freedom but its Master.

May my heart be kind, my mind fierce, and my spirit brave.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

Some investments do have higher expected returns than others. Which ones? Well, by and large they're the ones that will do the worst in bad times.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

The stubbornness of a weak man should never be underestimated. The weak tend to be very stubborn when they've decided on something.

We shall come one day to a heaven where we shall gratefully know that God's great refusals were sometimes the true answers to our truest prayer.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

If within us we find nothing over us we succumb to what is around us.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Don't sit with your back to any doors.

We clutch our bellies and roll on the floor...When I say this, it should mean laughter, not poison.

The term science means something quite different for our generation than it did not so many generations ago.

Property, said Proudhon, is theft. This is the only perfect truism that has been uttered on the subject.

The world is large when its weary leagues two loving hearts divide; But the world is small when your enemy is loose on the other side.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

It's never too late to fall in love.

I never felt comfortable with myself, because I was never part of the majority. I always felt awkward and shy and on the outside of the momentum of my friends' lives.

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.

The game must have been past my bed-time.