We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Every sphere of life demands enduring spirit and strength.

The progress of life shows a man the stuff of which he is made.

She said the reason that love is so painful is that it always amounts to two people wanting more than two people can give.

The miracle of enlightenment is that you take the self and let it dissolve in the white light of eternity.

I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money.

If someone says, 'No, no, no, the earth is round!', they think this person is an extremist. That's what it's like for someone with my right-of-centre views working inside the BBC.

We tell the real truth of our life by the stories we repeatedly tell.

Johnny Storm is such an iconic character. There's a lot of personality traits and things to him that people are really going to look forward to seeing.

I know plenty of adults who act like teenagers.

As long as you find something beautiful, good, and true to believe in and abide by, you have the equivalent of God in your life.