We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

I believe in unconditional love and equality. Jesus Christ exemplified these qualities.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

I had a great time doing 'Torchwood,' I really did.

You always have this fear in a movie of just being somebody's woman.

The secret of happiness lies in the mind's release from worldly ties.

I can't tell people how to have style. No amount of money can buy you style. It's just instinctive.

What you have to do in certain situations, that's called situational hitting.

Impotent hatred is the most horrible of all emotions; one should hate nobody whom one cannot destroy.

We are all members of the same great family ... On social occasions the formality of strictly military occasions should be relaxed, and a spirit of friendliness and goodwill should prevail.

Contemplation is to knowledge what digestion is to food - the way to get life out of it