We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

They (the French) have taken genius instead of reason for their guide, adopted experiment instead of experience, and wander in the dark because they prefer lightning to light.

A certain Samaritan... bound up his wounds pouring in oil and wine.

I would like to see anyone be able to achieve their dreams, and that's what this organization does.

Well, I do not want to be tolerated, nor misnamed. I want to be recognized.

Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen.

Tame birds sing of freedom. Wild birds fly.

A lot of the experiences I write about could be described as grasping for boundaries, trying to find the limits of things.

There are many kinds of delusion.

You never know what could be interesting tomorrow.

I will be free, even to the uttermost, as I please, in words.