We've been given a second chance. How many people can say that?

I prefer doing over watching.

There was no substitute for a post-coital cuddle.

How devastating to find 'the one' and not be 'their one.

Something tells me that Alex has some demons and I can tell you from experience that those suckers don't go down easy.

Trails are used by God to teach you humility and dependence on His grace rather than your own strength.

Macbeth was the first play I ever read.

To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.

According to the latest poll in the Washington Post, 63 percent of Americans said that so far they approve of President Bush. Not surprisingly, the other 37 percent are English teachers.

Psychologists really aim to be scientists, white-coat stuff, with elaborate statistics, running experiments.

Peace might sell, but who's buying?

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

I love it when a plan comes together

No one will ever follow you down the street if you're carrying a banner that says, "Onward toward mediocrity."

I'm gonna sing, and I'm going to make me a lot of money.