We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

God’s word is the way to God himself. If you miss the word of God, you will miss God. Jesus is the word!

When looking at any significant work of art, remember that a more significant one probably has had to be sacrificed.

When you build relationships, you get to share your beliefs. It gives you the opportunity to share your faith with other people.

How many times can summer turn to fall in one life?

I know that there is not in the world a more subtle poison than that which is extracted from and administered by books.

Sugar is the next tobacco, without a doubt, and that industry should be scared. It should be taxed just like tobacco and anything else that can, frankly, destroy lives.

It takes getting everything you ever wanted and then losing it, to know what true freedom is.

Going in is really more of an acknowledgment that kids in poverty, in their situations, can get out of it, and it doesn't always come from sports.

Basically, unless you're willing to write down debts and save the economy, you're going to have deflation and a steady drain in purchasing power - that is, shrinking markets.

Nothing that is worth doing is ever easy.