We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

It's true, some senior Hungarian writers are not known for their laughter. There is a strong Germanic influence - an attitude that if it's enjoyable it can't possibly be literature.

That's not something that we've gone in thinking 'Right! How are we going to examine that now?' It's just when you take a step back you see that they're actually all sort of in that mode.

The reality is that al Qaeda has been trying to attack the United States since long before Iraq.

The world order which we seek is the co-operation of free countries, working together in a friendly, civilized society.

If you put in the time, you’ll see the rewards.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

You can't control the perception of others no matter how hard you try. Do things that promote personal growth and health.

He whom the gods love dies young, while he is in health, has his senses and his judgments sound.

Pardon one offence, and you encourage the commission of many.

But even so, none of the news of these world-spasms entered me as terror.