We've been trained to prefer being right to learning something, to prefer passing the test to making a difference, and most of all to prefer fitting in with the right people

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

People are who they are and, try as you might, you cannot make them be what you want them to be.

I’d give you – if I thought one day you might return my feelings …

Stay passed out, that's the right dope. There ain't any cool willow trees- except you grow your own in a bottle.

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

Never, no never, did Nature say one thing, and wisdom another.

With failure, you just try again.

No misfortune is worse than underestimating the enemy. Underestimating the enemy, I risk losing my treasure.

There isn't a single business where anybody feels secure.

It’s better to make a decision, even the wrong one, than to be in limbo.

Reagan is the only man to take the presidency as a part-time job, a means of filling up the otherwise empty hours of retirement.