We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Today is a beautiful day. Thank you!

Kindness is not a fixed trait that we either have or lack, but more like a muscle that can be developed and strengthened.

Forgiveness can help you to be sane.

Only those willing to truly risk everything will gain everything. No person ever rose to greatness without the willingness to lose it all.

His love is good I can not compare it to anything

If a song's meant to stay around, you carry it with you in your bones.

All these years I'd thought being a spy was challenging. Turns out, being a girl is the tricky part.

Directing offers you the hope that your vision will reach the screen, unmolested and intact. Therefore, it's tantalizing to all writers.

You must be completely awake in the present to enjoy the tea.

If I just gave you a piece of paper with the lyrics written down on it, it would mean something to you. It would tell you a story.