We've gone from looking up at the moon to looking down at Instagram.

Treat your past as a book that you learn from instead of a hammer that you beat yourself up about.

The definition of a Racist is anybody winning an argument with a liberal.

Liberals want Conservatives to shut up. Conservatives want Liberals to keep talking. Because our arguments make sense and theirs don't

Government can take your money at gunpoint; businesses have to persuade you.

Nothing penetrates the liberal's sense of moral outrage.

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates.

Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.

If it's ALL about me, it's NOT about MUCH!

Karma says what you give is what you get, so why do the loyal person end up being betrayed

The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible.

Through my pain and sorrow, God has prepared me to share His word with others in a way that was made just for me.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

I've been able to do what I love and what I'm passionate about my entire life. I made, you know, an insane amount of money playing baseball.

I can't fool myself into thinking that musically I don't need other people, whether it's as a foil or just to come in and make real the ideas that are kind of vague and wispy in my head.

For too many women pregnancy is just the start of loneliness and abuse. It is a cruel reality.

A quota is always something artificial that can only last for a certain period of time.

True joy is a serene and sober motion; and they are miserably out so that take laughing for rejoicing; the seat of it is within, and there is no cheerfulness like the resolutions of a brave mind.

All that I know is nothing - I'm not even sure of that.