We've got to stop this making fun of guys. I think part of it's to protect [Barack] Obama, because he's the one that's well known for that.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

They were on the side of the angels, even if the angels weren't entirely sure that this was a good thing.

Regardless of the nature of the conflict, one basic rule translates into most Conflict Zone “Theatres” that doesn’t make it into Movie Theaters is that the food runs out faster than the bullets.

Nothing can last forever. There isn't any memory, no matter how intense, that doesn't fade out at last.

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all.

I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored airplanes at night.

The chiefe boxe of health is time.

The word is a force you cannot see, but you can see the manifestation of that force, the expression of the word, which is your own life.

There is an explicit way to define what explicit is.

Photographs that transcend but do not deny their literal situation appeal to me.

Know it for certain that without steady devotion for the Guru and unflinching patience and perseverance, nothing is to be achieved. You must have strict morality.