We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.

April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

An encounter with God demands a response. An encounter with Satan demands your God's response.

155Sometimes I definitely feel a sense of accomplishment but it’s never after accomplishing something.

Today, comics is one of the very few forms of mass communication in which individual voices still have a chance to be heard.

For the world is Hell, and men are on the one hand the tormented souls and on the other the devils in it.

We can seize this future together because we are not as divided as our politics suggests.

No man's really any good till he knows how bad he is, or might be.

My parents and I always put great emphasis on telling stories that appeal to a child's sense of humor.

I'm tired of people taking off their clothes.

Error is created; truth is eternal.

Be cheerful; wipe thine eyes: Some falls are means the happier to arise