We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I often cry, not from sadness, from the joy of the miraculous beauty of life.

I loved you when I left you.

I know the world is flat now, I'm not going back.

It is the special privilege of the fine artist to reveal immediate data with a clarity, intensity and purity that promotes them to a special degree of reality.

Man's greatest happiness comes from losing himself for the good of others.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

I am in chains. Don't touch my chains.

Who does not grow, declines.

If you look at the various strategies available for dealing with a new technology, sticking your head in the sand is not the most plausible strategy.

There is nothing outside of yourself, look within. Everything you want is there. You are That.