We've made progress in our country, and it's been the Constitution that permitted that to happen.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

What is it about guys named Adam?

He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day ... needs to reorganize his life.

In comedy it helps if there's a friendly atmosphere on the set.

Man is by his constitution a religious animal; atheism is against not only our reason, but our instincts.

What turns me on is erotica; what turns you on is pornographic.

My team calls all the shots out of the ring, I call them in the ring.

Returning to the source is stillness, which is the way of nature. The way of nature is unchanging. Knowing constancy is insight.

Powerful brands in the future will instead carefully choose who'd they'd love to be friends with - and who they'd be comfortable upsetting.

Don't just plan to write - write. It is only by writing, not dreaming about it, that we develop our own style.

They that approve a private opinion, call it opinion; but they that dislike it, heresy; and yet heresy signifies no more than private opinion.