We want taxpayers, not tax wasters.

In the myopic world of the liberals, guns are responsible for evil instead of the perpetrator of evil. But criminals are not bound by our laws. That's what makes them criminals.

The foundation for future prosperity is built on the bedrock of good jobs and great schools. We are building a strong foundation one job at a time and one educated Texan at a time.

Running for the presidency's not an IQ test.

I may have the genetic coding that Im inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.

I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.

Every life is precious.

Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don't have to buy from a foreign source.

Dark economic clouds are dissipating into an emerging blue sky of opportunity.

Armed and law-abiding citizens are a greater deterrent to violent crime than 1,000 laws passed by Congress.

America needs jobs, smaller government, less spending and a president with the courage to offer more than yet another speech.

...you definitely are deep water Dr. Fisher. Fathoms deep.

When the thin line between love and hatred faded away completely, madness sprang back to life inside the numb hearts.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.

It is incredible how rich you can get by not being perfect

The ideas of things intellectually known pass into the substance of the intellect much more than do foods into the substance of the body.

Experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

When you do dance, I wish you a wave o' the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that.