We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Happiness is a big joke

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.

While that amendment failed, human cloning continues to advance and the breakthrough in this unethical and morally questionable science is around the corner.

If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high... Hooray for you.

By the time I was eleven years old, I had been taught that nature, far from abhorring a Vacuum, positively adores it.

The true word leads; the untrue misleads.

You will never make it. ‘It’ doesn’t exist for an artist.

For me the Anita series is built like a mystery series, which means that as much as possible each book stands alone, so you have a mystery to solve from the beginning to the end of the book.

Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.

I like children; I like 'em, and I respect 'em. Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by them.