We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.

it's like a squid in love with the sky.

I do not know what I regret. I sit with my pen, and cannot find an end to that sentence.

The sky was as blue as a stupid postcard, and the islands were as green as islands.

The natural world is so adaptable...So adaptable you wonder what's natural.

Older teens tend to write to me and say, 'Thank you for not writing down to teenagers.'

Whispering makes a narrow place narrower.

Why not write a book which is as sophisticated as a book for an adult, but is about the concerns that teenagers actually have?

It's insulting to believe that teens should have a different kind of book than an adult should.

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

I can't tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.

Freedom to breed will bring ruin to all.

The writer must write what he has to say not speak it.

What I find most interesting about the U.S. is this idea of equality.

I have no memory, any at all, of actually performing the play, no recall in terms of the lines. I can't tell you any line from any play I've ever done.

O that our prelates would be as diligent to sow the corn of good doctrine, as Satan is to sow cockle and darnel!

Human relationships are not rocket science--the are far, far more complicated

It's actually shocking to me how hard it's been to get back into the movie business.

There is giant untapped potential in disagreement, especially if the disagreement is between two or more thoughtful people

Started using Google+ while I was living in space.

While parents should always provide shelter from a storm, they should sometimes allow children to play in the rain.