We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

Apology means nothing without change, you have to follow it up with action.

If you make fun of bad persons you make yourself beneath them. ... Be kind to bad and good for you don't know your own heart.

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

I can't be someone I'm not. I try to be a warrior on the court, but where I come from, being macho doesn't get you anywhere.

My poor life This shawl Frayed on strongboxes full of gold I roll along with Dream And smoke And the only flame in the universe

I, first of all, felt a great sense of loss, a sense of condolence for the friends that I had that were killed in that, for the loved ones.

Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying.

I have a good face for what I do.

So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak.

A good cartoon, what it does, is sum up a situation, very neatly, as opposed to reading a lot of articles and so on.