We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

I need nothing. I seek nothing. I desire nothing.

The search for knowledge is a long and difficult task.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Problems emerge and some people try to sweep them under the rug.

I like working on big budget films.

The truth of the matter is, you die, all you do is die, and yet you live, yes you live, and that's no Harvard lie.

What-ifs are for fools. We are here because are meant to be.

The higher purpose of the cross was that the Father would be glorified by the satisfaction of His justice.

I think we're going to have a nominee, whoever it is, and we'll have support for the nominee.