We were watching Barrons. Why were you watching Barrons? Barrons needs watching.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

My books are water

If karma doesn't catch up, God will surely pick up the slack.

People should pay more attention. Everyone wants attention, but no one wants to give attention.

Actresses are mental on the whole. But I think I'm pretty normal.

It does not demean men to want to be what they imagine the wolf to be, but it does demean them to kill the animal for it.

I get mad quick and and go off at the handle quick.

Memories are like water.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

I just want to make my music, and I want it to stand on its own.

Well, Henry, you can cease frowning at me. If I am a magician, I am a very indifferent one. Other adepts summon up fairy-spirits and long-dead kings. I appear to have conjured the spirit of a banker.