We will be victorious, and they will be defeated.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

A tank full of life and a running tap.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

Happiness is health and a short memory!

The trouble with the world is that laziness is seldom curable and never fatal.

No one makes a revolution by himself.

And for REO - they get to play for some Styx fans and then we get to play in front of some REO fans. It helps spread the new music to the following of other bands.

F1 teams need a driver who will consistently set lap times that are 100 percent on the edge.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

I didn't come into the business to get awards or titles.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate