We will begin by learning how to tie our shoes.

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts.

Passion is momentary love is enduring.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Just do the best you can. No one can do more than that.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming.

Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you.

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character.

The problem you have isn't a delusion of grandeur

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

Where once they used to say, 'Cocaine is God's way of saying you have too much money' - now, maybe EDM is. Come ye lords and princelings of douchedom.

We should never lose an occasion. Opportunity is more powerful even than conquerors and prophets.

I know that people can live celibate lives, I did it myself for many years.

I did an episode of 'Frasier' with my friend Kelsey Grammer once.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

'I wish for a better life. I wish for food for my children. I wish that sexual abuse and exploitation in schools would stop.' This is the dream of the African girl.

It might seem as the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you.

The most important things are the hardest to say