We will die a slow death over the next two years as this oil creeps ashore.

They said the black oil wouldn't come ashore. Well, it is ashore. It's here to stay and it's going to keep coming.

We ought to take him offshore and dunk him 10 feet underwater and pull him up and ask him What's that all over your face?

Once in a golden hour I cast to earth a seed. Up there came a flower, The people said, a weed.

Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

Most people are enduring a marginalized isolation. One of the great obstacles to modern friendships is the 'religion of rush.' People are rushing all the time through time. Friendship takes time.

But I like not these great success of yours for I know how jealous are the gods.

Comics are a gateway drug to literacy.

I love myself so much, I simply cannot describe it.

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

I don't understand the Democrats' approach to Social Security in this country, and I'm not alone.