We will embarrass our descendants, just as our ancestors embarrass us. This is moral progress.

Just as there is no such thing as Christian physics or Muslim Algebra, we will see tht there is no such thing as Christian or Muslim morality.

We must continually remind ourselves that there is a difference between what is natural and what is actually good for us.

To point out nonepistemic motives in another’s view of the world, therefore, is always a criticism, as it serves to cast doubt upon a person’s connection to the world as it is.

Choosing beliefs freely is not what rational minds do.

Your dreams of today will create your future.

Highs must be followed by lows.

Speech is a rolling-mill that always thins out the sentiment.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son.

I really believe there's more honesty in one live show than there may be in my whole output.

Reason may be a small force, but it is constant, and works always in one direction, while the forces of unreason destroy one another in futile strife.

Kevin Garnett is the prototype for the NBA player of the future. He's already one of the greatest players to have played the game.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap.

It is a world of mischief that may be done by a single example of avarice or luxury. One voluptuous palate makes many more.