We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

That was why she was happy. He now knew that happiness ad kindness went together. There was not one without the other. For Jean-Guy it was a struggle. For Annie it seemed natural.

...it should be remembered that men always prize that most which is least enjoyed.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Guilty as charged. We are very much supportive of the family - the biblical definition of the family unit.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve; it is life's undress rehearsal, its backroom, its dressing room.

God forbid that the day should ever come when to be true to my constituents is to be hostile to the Union.

Lawrence Millman is a favorite writer of mine. He did a travels on the trail of the Vikings.

No one is perfect. It's not interesting to be perfect.

I remember little of the Yukon or what I wrote there.