Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

It is strange how often a heart must be broken Before the years can make it wise.

The amount of time spent doing something is what adds value to it

I wasn’t anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.

You there is such a thing as a door, " I whispered. "You should try it some time.

I never kept a diary, but I wrote detailed notes of my travels.

OLTL' has now allowed me to sing through the character as Blair. If you've followed my 20-some-odd-year career, you know I am a singer.

I try not to pay any attention to clothes fascism and I'd rather be thought of as someone who has his own sense of style.

I have interviewed so many people who are put into nursing homes or hospices and are just waiting to die. It's a very lonely situation to just sit at a window and watch life go by.

Adele's like a beacon of honesty. Doesn't compromise, goes to America and she's still the same sweary cockney.

With that strange knowing that comes over me, like a clairvoyance, I know that I am sure of myself and my enormous and alarmingly timeless love for you; which will always be.