Wealth gained by dishonesty will be diminished, but he who gathers by labor will increase.

Pray like it all depends on God, but work like it all depends on you.

If people in America would get their finances together and start taking care of each other, we could put the government out of business.

The decision to go into debt alters the course and condition of your life. You no longer own it. You are owned.

Earning a lot of money is not the key to prosperity. How you handle it is.

We live in a culture full of hares; but the tortoise always wins.

You must gain control over your money or the lack of it will forever control you.

Nothing happens without focus. Don't try to do everything at once. Take it one step at a time.

Adults devise a plan and follow it, children do what feels good.

Debt gives you the ability to look like you’re winning when you’re not.

Remember, there's ultimately only one way to financial peace, and that's to walk daily with the Prince of Peace, Christ Jesus.

I guess love distorts our perception of reality, and it’s even harder to recognize the truth when it’s buried underneath layers of what we imagine relationships should be like.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

It's not the load that breaks you down it's the way you carry it.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

Sometimes a simple, almost insignificant gesture on the part of a teacher can have a profound formative effect on the life of a student.

Let the past be what it was, the present what it is, the future the best it can be.

I wish the world would swallow us here, whole, in this moment. And that's when it hits me that this - this - is falling in love.

Now more than ever is the time to really work on learning a money management system that can work, no matter how low things seem right now.

It's the impossible become possible and yet remaining impossible.