Wealth is a gift from God, and pride is bequeathed to us from the devil.

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

Life is slippery. We all need a loving hand to hold onto.

When you face a great problem in life, don’t get scared. Consider it a great adventure. Ultimately it will shape your life with charm.

Fascism is a caricature of Jacobinism.

To be without method is deplorable, but to depend entirely on method is worse.

And Hillary's [Clinton] not a change person. She's gonna be a person to keep it just the way it is. It's gonna be four more years of [Barack] Obama.

Only useless things are indispensable.

The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills.

My life is a blessing every day that I get up. God saved my feet. How am I not going to use them?

A rose on time is more valuable than a $1,000 gift that's too late.

Death and life were not Till man made up the whole, Made lock, stock and barrel Out of his bitter soul