Wealth is not his that has it but his who enjoys it.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Every child ought to be educated.

I have little weird things that aren't really specific but are just kind of odd. I write my 5's backwards, and I don't know if anyone would even care, at all.

I know everything about candy. Would you believe I even know where to find gumballs in the middle of Africa?

I thought the Hall of Fame was for superstars, not just average players like me.

That golden sky, which was the doubly blessed symbol of advancing day and of approaching rest.

If a kid ever realized what was involved in factory farming, they would never touch meat again.

No man can give at once the impressions that he himself is clever and that Jesus Christ is mighty to save.

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning

Copying or imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.