Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

Success should stem from entrepreneurial creativity, not political connectivity.

The United Nations Childrens Fund reports that more than 18 million children worldwide have lost both parents to the ravages of AIDS, starvation, war or natural disasters.

Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort.

I want to make sure the people we elect to office believe in America.

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.

It's so sad to see how few people in the Obama administration have any private sector experience.

Happiness is.. when someone says I am happy for you.

Beulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.

Nothing makes a house cozier than cats.

Dripping rain like golden honey- And the sweet earth flying from the thunder

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

What time can be more beautiful when the one in which the finest virtues, innocent cheerfulness and indefinable longing for love constitute the sole motives of your life.

If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?

It's cheap, and you have a thinking, breathing bomb that can adjust to circumstances and cross the street to hit another target if the original one doesn't look good.

Every little job counts. Design counts.

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.