Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We just have to believe that God is bigger than the junk happening to us.

Grow old along with me--the best is yet to be,

What began the change was the very writing itself. Let no one lightly set about such a work. Memory, once waked, will play the tyrant.

Whatever results you get, learn and grow from it and move on to the next one.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

I should be sorry if I only entertained them. I wish to make them better.

It's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up front with you, I like brawling.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

The waiting is the hardest part, every day you get one more yard. You take it on faith, you take it to the heart, the waiting is hardest part.

Men educated in [the critical habit of thought]are slow to believe. They can hold things as possible or probable in all degrees, without certainty and without pain.