Weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations - many of which they've been cultivating since the day you were born.

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

Good girls don't hurt other people's feelings. Good girls are not overly aggressive, competitive, or boastful. Good girls please others. But what good girls are good for is another question.

A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.

Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote.

Divinity exists in every soul.

When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby.

You do not take from this universe. It grants you what it will.

I'm not sure how we exist, as an artist, without country radio.

Government does the least good and the most harm through subsidies.

God cannot be understood by logical reasoning but only by submission.

People don't really know me at all.

I think the conventional wisdom is vastly true. There will be a huge growth in mobile, and this is something we are witnessing every day.

If you want good roses, sharpen your knife and harden your heart.

In life there are meetings which seem Like a fate.