Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

I grew up fascinated with comedy and with people who could capture someone's attention.

Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Students undergo a conversion in the third year of medical school - not pre-clinical to clinical, but pre-cynical to cynical.

I think his [Reagan's] policy toward the Soviet Union was more risky than most people realize, and it was risky because of the paranoia and fear among the isolated old guard in Moscow.

I always hated Tony Blair, from the beginning.

Oh, of course, I always feel unconfident.

Mystery bores me. It chores me. I know what happens and so do you. It's the machinations that wheel us there that aggravate, perplex, interest, and astound me.

Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.

The tree is happy because it is scarcely sentient; the hard rock is happier still, it feels nothing: there is no pain as great as being alive, no burden heavier than that of conscious life.

I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face.

No reserves. No retreats. No regrets.