Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Abortion of potentials is a massacre of purpose. You don’t get the fruit because you killed the seeds!

Human inventions march from thecomplex to the simple, and simplicity is always perfection.

Courage can't see around corners but goes around them anyway.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.

I came to Christ when I was thirty-eight. That transformed my life.

At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go

Today, chess programs have become so good that even grandmasters sometimes struggle to understand the logic behind some of their moves.

Dependency is death to initiative, to risk-taking and opportunity.

Never give us what we really want. Cut the dream into pieces and scatter them like ashes. Dole out the empty promises. Package our aspirations and sell them to us, cheaply made enough to fall apart.

So much for keeping things business when it came to Jenna Darrow. If this had been a test, he figured he’d just failed it with flying colors.