Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Today I have nothing to do except sing the songs of peace.

To me life is a journey seeking the basic of life.

No, I don't believe in the wasting of time, But I don't believe that I'm wasting mine

The Jewish heart has always starved unless it was fed through the Jewish intellect.

What I've been trying to do for years is to get the music played on a station other than jazz stations, you know, to expand the audience.

Having plenty of time and all the museum's funds at my disposal, I put myself on a regime to buy one picture a day.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

You can either give in to negative feelings or fight them, and I'm of the belief that you should fight them.

With comedy, you really want to work things out beforehand.