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Andy Borowitz Quotes: Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
         

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.


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