Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

To realize the truth, you have to cross the boundaries of all religions and prophets.

Nothing compares to the feeling that you get when you are in love.

The minute I sat in front of a canvas I was happy. Because it was a world, and I could do what I liked in it.

Humility is to make a right estimate of oneself. It is no humility for a man to think less of himself than he ought.

The religion itself may have some great ideas, but I can't take it seriously if it's blatantly exclusionary.

The question I hate the most is "How did you DO it - write novels and raise your children simultaneously!" I mean, do MALE authors get asked that??

Poverty is no vice, but an inconvenience.

There has yet to be a human to survive a span of history without at least one end of the world.

Human beings have Love for one another inborn in them - Love, reassembler of our ancient nature, who tries to make one out of two and to heal human nature.

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.