Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

I'm not afraid of a party!

I've always believed that happiness is just around the corner. The trick is fining the right corner.

Edgar Allan Poe’s writings showed me perfectly that there can be such fragile beauty and purity located in darkness and sorrow.

You don't have to take it out on my typewrite ya' know. It's not the machine's fault that you can't write. It's a sin to do that to a good machine.

Every outing is a learning experience.

Today, nobody cares about European culture. We have a tradition, a vision, a culture of the past, we have legacy, but we don't have a present culture and we don't have a future.

There's this thing called compulsory licensing law that allows artists through the record companies to take your music at will without your permission.

Everything I show you is the truth-And the truth is the loveliest of lies.

One of the best practices in the manual of human existence is to assist people who need help when you can safely do so. The best people help those who need help.

The elite attack religious people and clergy with a vengeance.

The only real service we can render to that which we perceive and interpret in phenomenal existence as 'others' is by awakening to universal consciousness ourselves.