Welcome to Perdido beach, where our motto is: Radiation, what radiation?

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

To say more while saying less is the secret of being simple.

Drunk words are sober thoughts

You are still the colour of my blood. You are my blood. When I look in the mirror it’s not my own face I see. Your body is twice. Once you once me. Can I be sure which is which?

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

It was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn't think about my life at all.

I know what I am, and what I have to do in my profession, so I can handle the pressure. It's the way I think.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

It is not beyond our power to create a world in which all children have access to a good education.