Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

No! Wait! I've got a better idea...""Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is...""Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

You can inspire millions through positivity and live in abundance, I did. Life is great.

I am too much of an imitator to be a true writer.

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Feel Superior but Act Inferior

America's commitment to religious freedom and tolerance should not be conditional.

In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.

For a moment at least, be a smile on someone else's face.

The New York gallery scene being as incredibly overpopulated and overmoneyed as it is, deep conflicts and contradictions aren't hard to find.

What touches your heart is meaning.

I think a lot of what goes into writing can be taught - not mixing metaphors, etc.