Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real.

My heart only ever had one thought, one want. One need. Despite all, in spite of all...All my heart has ever wanted is you.

Just because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

You were the missing piece of my soul, the breath in my lungs, and the blood in my veins.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.

Desire to seek, desire to learn.

The faster you go the more chance there is of stubbing your toe but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.

Sci-fi nerds are respectful, honorable. You can trust them.

We don't want to put up the money. We owe almost $20 trillion. Doubled since [Barack] Obama took office, our national debt.But we will get the money from Gulf states and others.

In Friendship we only see those faults which may be prejudicial to our friends. In love we see no faults but those by which we suffer ourselves.

I just remember there was one rule: If you've got faults, we expect you to be working on it. And we are here for you. People would welcome each other then. We don't do that anymore. We don't care.

You would not go into an apple orchard and eat the weeds so why would you go into your day and feast on worries?.

I was raised by the Christian Brothers, who believe in that, fortunately. They were, to me, the most rebellious arm of the Catholic Church - and one of the most liberal and forward thinking.

I loved you and you destroyed me. You took my heart and ripped it up. You might as well have staked me.