Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If you assume that it is there, you will generally not be far off the truth…

why do people pour water on concrete expecting something to grow from it" AP

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

Bond investors are the vampires of the investment world. They love decay, recession - anything that leads to low inflation and the protection of the real value of their loans.

We demand too much of life, too little of ourselves.

I have actively called them [Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg], and been like, "Will you put me in your next movie?"

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

Keep your face upturned to Christ as the flowers do to the sun. Look, and your soul shall live and grow

Christ is never fully valued, until sin is clearly seen. We must know the depth and malignity of our disease, in order to appreciate the great Physician.

You’re killing me here, Sage!” “I’m not doing anything.” “Exactly my point.